Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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