sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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