Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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