so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Randomize
