The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
