i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
