I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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