This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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