Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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