she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
whose parrot is this?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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