This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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