Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
There r osticjed everywhere
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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