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He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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