I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I can't turn off my feet"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
