i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
This can only be settled by a dance off.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
