Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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