Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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