While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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