i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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