Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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