We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
