the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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