STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
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