I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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