what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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