just tell him i said nine months
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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