I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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