Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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