so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
you never un-have a 4some
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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