Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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