I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
