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How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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