I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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