brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Randomize
