I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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