RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You made out with two different species that night
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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