Just fell off a train. Bad.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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