why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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