Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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