The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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