question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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