If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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