awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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