So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
