If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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