Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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