My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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