I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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