Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
