so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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